Est-ce possible?

EDub laid two eggs today. People tell me that it's impossible for a duck to lay two eggs in one day, but she did because she laid one egg before I went to work and I had another when I got home. Meanwhile Octomom still has not laid one. Check out her belly! My sister said her eggs are going to start coming out of her mouth. In other news, I think last night I may have seen her eat a mouse. I saw her grab something and then something that looked like a tail hanging out her beak. Or maybe I'm just imagining. Like when you think you've lost weight, but you really haven't.


A video of Randi and Clark playing. Like any good adult video, they take a moment before the real making out begins. Earl's busy chewing on his feet. He spends a lot of time doing this. Approximately 75% of his time awake, the time during which he is not smoking pot or taking stuff off my counter and eating it, is spent chewing on his feet. There is no distracting him once he gets the foot munchies. I don't know what wrong with him. Well, his name is Earl. That could be part of it.