Deep Throat

I have been advised to not reveal* the source of my knowledge about how to get out of being on a jury. I suggested to the 'anonymous' source that I could say that I got it from a district attorney or someone named Nemo. He said a big no on both of those. It's not like I was going to print a works cited page on my 3 X 5 card to sell outside the courthouse. (Not enough room.)

*Grammar note because of my recent rants about grammar - I absolutely believe in splitting infinitives because it is a dumb ass rule that was made up based on Latin and not English. It's also the same reason that I also believe it is perfectly ok to end a sentence with a preposition. At least I know that there is a rule that you are not supposed to.