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Sara and I are going to start a new charity. It is going to be called the Never Have To Look At Animé Porn Charitable Trust. The mission of the Never Have To Look At Animé Porn Charitable Trust is to prevent innocent people from having to look at animé porn on public computers. Here's how it will work. Let's say you're a person who enjoys animé porn, but you don't have your own computer. (Studies show that if you are an animé porn afficionado, you most likely do not own your computer and probably also live with your mamma.) And this situation has therefore forced you to watch animé porn on public computers, say at the public library or Victor Valley Community College, then you can apply for a grant that will give you a computer so that you can watch animé porn, whenever, however you want so that people like me don't have to walk out of class at 8:00pm and see you looking at animé porn in the ATC building, because I have to live with that image for the rest of my life.