Today Sara and I went on a walk. This is what we found:
Well, actually Sara saw it first. We used our superior deduction skills and thorough knowledge of bones based on information gleaned from Bones, CSI and other like shows to decide that it wasn't human because it wasn't long enough and that it wasn't a child's because it was too fat. It clearly was some kind of animal. Then we used our superior thinking skills to devise a plan to go home, shower, put on our cutest workout clothes, the appropriate amount of workout make up, do our hair and then go back out and call the sheriffs out to investigate in the hopes that they would be hot available men.
The bones could have been Randi's because after dinner last night, Sara and Jessica saw her on the dining room table. Voici our conversation:
Sara: Oh my God Randi is on the table.
Me: Uh?
Jessica: Yes, she is on the table.
Me: Two feet?
Them: No all four feet. All four. Four feet on the table.
If I had seen her she surely would have been left in the desert. I looked for paw prints on the table, but I didn't see any. I don't really think Sara and Jessica were making it up, but they are the only witnesses who use words.
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