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There's not a lot of people who live here in Mantua.  My only neighbor is a guy named Romeo who won't shut the hell up about some chick named Juliet, so much so that I told him if he didn't stop crying like a little girl I was going sock him in the face.  Romeo didn't have the foresight to bring his iPhone to Mantua when he was banishèd and so he is unable to Facetime with his beloved.  I, on the other hand, have my iPhone and this morning I was able to engage in a Facetime session with Verona.  It went ok, except Verona was really more interested in eating the phone so at one point I was treated to a lovely image of Verona's mouth closing over the phone.  I'm so pleased that the grandparents of Verona think their iPhones can easily survive being eaten.

In other news:

IT'S SPRING BREAK!!!!!

You know what that means...that means that this ridiculous year is nearly over.  I have a lot of plans for Spring Break which mostly involve some major shopping expeditions.  On Wednesday I started shopping and stopped only when I had filled up the back of my truck.  Today I'm going to go buy my new mattress.  I'm debating on whether I want my bedroom to just be a bed and get the California King (plus side- there will be so much room even the Duck could sleep with us; down side- it'll probably take up all of the bedroom.) There will be a serious trip to Ikea to purchase items to set up in my new sewing room and Monday EDub (the man, not the dead duck) said he would come over and help me set it up.  (It's a good thing because I think there is no part to Ikea furniture that will not wear me out pretty quickly.)  I also have to purchase new licenses for two dogs so that should they be arrested they will not be incarcerated.  What I'm not getting is a new sewing machine.  Such a bummer to find out that Moore's had the wrong advertised price in their mailer.    

My other major goal is to walk to many miles Sara will be unable to Jazzercize her way out from under my Leaderboard domination.