Chaos

My Stolen Computer

I found my computer.  Or Walter Sherman of The Finder found my computer and is using it in his bar to help find other things, notably in this week's episode when he was trying to locate a teenage girl.  What I don't understand is why Walter Sherman, aka the Finder, didn't tell me he had found my computer.

Verona

I snuck in. Twice.

The Damn Duck

 This duck and I exchanged words yesterday because she was being unreasonable and barking at nothing and then tried to open the door to get into the house.  I said, "Listen up, Duck, you'd better change your attitude because you are being Ridiculous.  Not to mention that these fuckers already killed something today and you don't want it to be a twofer."

The Great Sewing Room Switch of 2012

(*Caution- pictures of chaos below)

 Yesterday Sara, Jessica and I went to Ikea.   I had to take a half a pain pill due to the earlier activities involving dead cats and I told Sara and Jessica that I was going to try to keep it together and not be embarrassing.   I tried, but I realized halfway through the showroom that I was walking around my mouth wide open.  Then I made a concerted effort to keep it closed, but mostly I just felt like I was failing at putting on my sober face.  I think that in addition to day care, Ikea should offer parenting classes where they point out that children doing cartwheels or laying on the floor in the middle of the isle is unacceptable.    This morning EDub (the man, not the dead duck) came over and helped me put together shelves and I wore myself out.   There have been some minor problems like my grandma's sewing cabinet won't fit. and I have a huge dead space in the corner.  I've got some other details to work out, but so far, it's looking good!  Tomorrow Jessica's going to come over and help me move stuff from the Old Sewing Room to the New Sewing Room, in the hopes that maybe I won't get so worn out.  I laid on the couch, but then the fact that every single room in my house looks like it could be on Hoarders, I was spurred to get up and get some laundry done and at least clean up the kitchen.  If I need peace, I'll sit on the floor in there.

Wall O Shelves

This room is a freaking mess.  I had to have Evan move stuff so that the mattress delivery guys can put my old mattress in here.  We had to pile everything to get stuff out.