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I think that if Sarah could talk she would have sound like the two pack a day lady who works in a bowling alley. She would have swear words in each sentence, most of which would start with "This is bullshit." And if you tried to tell her otherwise, she'd bark at you. Sarah is very bitchy. This is mostly because she hates her life. She wants nothing more than to live in a houseful of men, and instead has been with some lesbians, then some other lesbians, then me and then me with Clark and then me with Clark, Randi and Earl. She has not gotten over this. She doesn't really care about me, particularly if there is a man around. Then she turns into a shameless whore strutting her stuff waiting for him to take her home. She's been let down plenty of times. There was the year she spent with creepy Jose in Fresno. (She overlooked his creepiness because he was a boy.) The year she spent with my dad when I was in France. (En plus, my dad fed her tortillas and cheese and hot dogs.) And then the month with Josh cruelly joked he was going to take her with him when he moved out on his own. Thus Sarah always has a lot to say and most of it is "bullshit."

Today was a typical Sunday afternoon. I graded papers while watching Bridezillas. Sarah was in the house with me and at one time she became quite vocal. I looked at her and she looked at me and we decided that if we are going to get married, I am going to have to be more of a bitch and start crying and whining more to get my way.

Sarah's giving me lessons.