Maladies

I've been afflicted with maladies this week.  I started the week of with a mysterious pain in my chest.  I diagnosed it as a tumor, a heart attack or pneumonia and Chad suggested maybe I could be pregnant.  I don't normally take what he has to say very seriously because he generally makes a lot of shit up, but he is the anatomy and physiology and AP Bio teacher, so presumably has a better handle on human anatomy.  I wasn't sure how my uterus would have migrated to my chest, but maybe it just got tired hanging around doing nothing in my nether regions and decided to head in a different direction.  (In a derisive and unanticipated move, it shouted to my ovaries, "I don't know about you guys, but I'm going to try to make a run for it.  This place blows.")  In any case, my mysterious chest pain caused me to rub awkwardly my chest when students weren't around or when I forgot they were around and did it anyways and to tell people, "I just don't feel well.  It's probably a tumor or a heart attack, but we still haven't ruled out thoracic pregnancy."  Then Tuesday on my way out of my classroom dungeon, I twisted my ankle, which twisted my back, which made me sore for two days.  My mysterious chest pain was tolerable by Thursday and today doesn't hurt at all.  My other maladie is that I am unmotivated to sit in front of the computer any more than I have to, so haven't uploaded any photos to my photo project or done anything else that required a computer.

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