Blood splatter clearly indicates that Mischief was around a plenty while I was out today. I triaged all members of the Pack and no one is bleeding. PDub and EDub are happily swimming in their pool. I did a brief inspection of the backyard for dead animals during my interrogations: "Are you bleeding? Are you bleeding? Earl are
you bleeding? Assholes. What the hell did you do?" The investigation yielded nothing. This leads me to these possibilities:
- The Pack killed/maimed someone who was trying to get into my house.
- The Pack killed/maimed a mouse and ate it.
- The Pack killed/maimed one of the doves that have been eating their food while they lounge around lazily.
Blood splatter clearly indicates that Mischief was around a plenty while I was out today. I triaged all members of the Pack and no one is bleeding. PDub and EDub are happily swimming in their pool. I did a brief inspection of the backyard for dead animals during my interrogations: "Are you bleeding? Are you bleeding? Earl are you bleeding? Assholes. What the hell did you do?" The investigation yielded nothing. This leads me to these possibilities:
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