What Kind of Dogs Are Those?

People are always asking me what Randi and Earl are. I always say "bad." Because, well, they are. This morning the guy who is currently working on making my backyard weed free said Earlie looked like a hyena.

I suppose Earl looks a bit lit that, but I think he looks more like this:

Mostly I think Randi and Earl look like some kind of mutt Akita combined with a lot of mischief.

I got out our stockings last night. I couldn't bring myself to throw Sarah's away, so I put it on her grave. Randi and Earl are getting nothing but coal.