The Real Housewives

If my house were a microcosm of the Real Housewives franchise, Randi would be the crazy one who creates her own fun wearing inappropriate outfits no matter where she went or who she hurt; Earl would be the silent one who would cut you when you least expect it and Clarky would be the neurotic, talk behind your back annoying one. Sarah would have been the one with the sage wisdom and English accent, to whom no one listened. And me, I would be the responsible one who actually worked.