Official Sponsors

If I ever lose my job counting to ten 50 times in a class period, I want to become the person responsible for product placement on either The Glades or Hawaii 5-O and I'm willing to chose either one since both of the guys are pretty hot. As such, the Saratoga Animal Shelter has decided to fund itself entirely on product placement.  Voici a day in our lives.

4:45am:  I get up and makes Folgers Dark Blend coffee  "Man, Earl, I sure do love coffee."
5:49am:  I feed the duck, "Do you want some Old Roy chicken scratch?  Don't you go on sharing it with all of your bird friends now."
5:50M:  I put the dogs out using Old Roy medium sized dog bones, "You guys want an Old Roy medium sized dog bones?  You gotta sit!"
6:00am:  Earl eating, "Man this Old Roy dog food is delicious.  Randi, don't you just love it?"
6:30am:  Various birds exclaim, "Old Roy is our favorite!"
10:00am:  Clark sits inconspicuously by the Old Roy dog food.
(10:01-4:49:  Who knows what  the fuck goes on around here.)
5:00pm:  I get home.  "Geez, you guys ate all of the Old Roy food?  You sure do love it!  Let me check my iPhone to see if we can get Dad to bring a new bag."  I check my iPhone inconspicuously swiping through all of the cool apps, like iLettres et Bordas Conjugaisons before coming to Contacts and calling my dad.  He answers on a clearly inferior phone.
6:00pm:  I make dinner.  It involves Ken's Light Creamy Cesar.  Earl looks longingly at the Ken's Light Creamy Cesar bottle on the counter.
6:10pm:  While eating, Randi needs to be let out and Earl takes my salad off of the table and licks all of the Ken's Light Creamy Cesar off of the lettuce.  His face is clearly covered in Ken's Light Creamy Cesar.

Brought to you by the sponsors of the Saratoga Animal Shelter:  My dad, Old Roy, iPhone and Ken's Light Creamy Cesar Dressing.