Thursday, September 22, 2011

Vrai ou Faux

Si la phrase est fausse corrigez-la pour qu'elle soit vraie.  You lose one letter grade for each day your assignment is late.


  1.  I am working too freaking much.
  2. Tuesday Earl took a an empty and dirty Tupperware container out of the sink and to the backyard to nibble on while I got the duck egg.
  3.  Randi knocked over a half a glass of water trying to get to Earl's empty and dirty Tupperware container.
  4. I have still not picked it up.
  5. There was a couple smoking either a) pot or b) crack out of a bong on the corner when I came home yesterday.
  6. Randi somehow managed to get her head through the hole in the sheet that covers the love seat and walked around wearing it like a toga until Earl helped her rip it off.  
  7. I don't have a picture because I was lounging on the sofa and like a turtle, it takes some time for me to get up.
  8. Gretchen suggested I go have beers with her and Buddy and the hot firefighters and when I said, "Gretchen, I'm wearing a back brace, " she responded with, "Well maybe someone will have sympathy for you" and Sadonna added, "It's a conversation starter."
  9. I wasn't feeling it.
  10. Bodily harm could come to me if I don't show up to the post-Bell game fête at Gretchen's.
  11. Clark is fucking needy clingy.
  12. My dad and Max are adorable!!



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