Patience

I'm trying to be patient about the ducks' sex. I know that in a couple of months it will be clear because I will have a) nothing b) eggs c) ducks. Nevertheless, I want to know NOW, so I am constantly trying to figure out what the ducks are. Today I think I noticed that EDub's back belly hangs down lower that PDub's. Or maybe because he's white it just makes him look fatter? Not sure, but EDub's belly seems to nearly touch the ground and PDub's does not.

Randi inspects and monitors the bathtub.

In other news, Randi is particularly sensitive to sounds. The other morning I was listening to NPR and they played a clip of Meryl Streep as Julia Child. Randi jumped off the bed and ran into the computer room and tried to jump at the computer à la Dying Dinosaur Earl. She also has been particularly interested in The Real Housewives and strangely enough Clean House.

Last week when my mom and dad were over my mom said, "Beth, what's wrong with Earl? Why does he look like that? Is he sleeping with his eyes open?" I said, no, he just smokes a lot of pot. I know it's hard to imagine a dog that smokes pot, but last week he went out and when he came back in he smelled like smoke. For the record, I'm not giving the dog pot.