Teenagers

I've decided EDub and PDub must be teenagers. I thought that they would love that the rain has turned their entire backyard into a pond. Not so much. Notice how well you can hear my mute ducks sounding off- even with the pouring rain in the background. Notice their aggressive approach. I put dry food on the patio for them in case they wanted that, which seemed silly since they always take their food and put it in water. I reminded them that they could hop up and sit on the patio if they didn't want to be in the rain. Obviously they were having none o that. Currently, they are swimming, in the pouring rain, so why are they so mad? Furthermore, my house smells like wet dog, but I did successfully start a fire in the fireplace in under 45 minutes with what could best be described as soggy wood. Because someone never bought a tarp to cover up the wood pile.) I'd blame Randi, but she doesn't have access to the car or my ATM. Plus she's way too busy trying to lick the wood stove.