Comparison

The Crazy Zombie Eyes on True Blood

Sarah's eyes.

I'm just saying that there's a striking resemblance. Is Sarah a zombie? I hope not because I do not want her to slice my chest open and cut out my heart and then cook it up in a soufflé. Nevertheless, I have taken precautions like putting the knives up where she can't reach them, not having a soufflé pan and finishing season two of True Blood so I don't have to think about zombies or vampires anymore.

It is more than likely that I will miss the final game in World Cup Soccer tomorrow to go fabric shopping with my mother. "But it's the World Cup," would in no way be accepted as an excuse or even a reasonable utterance for something as simple as "Why didn't you get the mail yet?", let alone something as serious as fabric shopping. Yes, I have a DVR, but I feel like I am going to be failing all of FIFA, not to mention the entire world by not watching it live with everyone else because I have been a World Cup Soccer match trooper. I may have missed two, three games in group play. I feel like a quitter. I doubt they will be broadcasting the game live from M&L Discount Fabrics. I may have to resort to trying to stream it live on my phone and let's just be honest, I'm not that kind of soccer fan. I'm still going with The Netherlands because they have better hair. Do they not have a Supercuts in Spain because they have some of the worst hair in all of World Cup Soccer.