3:58am
@SarahAtSaratoga #Earl woke me up. I was dreaming about a house full of men.
6:57am
@SarahAtSaratoga Why am I always the last one to get a fucking bone around here?
8:13am
@SarahAtSaratoga Taking refuge under the deck. #R&E playing. I moved some barbed wire in their way. They're 2 stupid to notice.
8:20am
@SarahAtSaratoga #R&E looking down on me. Need to show them where to dig out so they'll be gone. 2 stupid to figure it out themselves. They still think the fence is electrified.
9:00am
@SarahAtSaratoga Moved to the garage. The mice don't look at me.
12:10pm
@SarahAtSaratoga Is it 2 much 2 ask that someone fucking tell me when she gets home so I can sit inside instead of in this crazy ass hot garage?
3:23pm
@SarahAtSaratoga More stinking Tour de France. This is why I never leave the bedroom.
7:12pm
@SarahAtSaratoga I can't get a signal when I hold this bullshit phone. I'll bite S. Jobs' balls if I ever see him even if he is a man.
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