Monday, July 12, 2010

Supernatural

I swear on my stack of Mount Everest books that Sarah can see through walls. Here's what happened: Sarah started barking outside. I got up to go let her in and when I got to the living room, I found Earl, standing, facing the door, staring at god knows what because he looked stoned. Sarah, outside, could obviously see through the door and was doing the "Stop looking at me!" bark. I let her in and then Randi followed her from room to room for about five minutes while Sarah did the "Stop following me!" bark, which is a homophone for the "Stop looking at me!" bark.

I googled "Can zombies see through walls?" which has so far been inconclusive; though I have learned how to protect my home in case of a zombie invasion. Click here to find out how to protect your home. Don't be caught unprepared.

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