White Trash Name with High Class Tastes

While I was outside super excited because I had two duck eggs instead of one, Earl helped himself to the Parmesan cheese can on the counter. I walked in and saw this. I know I should be horrified, but I'm more like wow, how'd he manage to get the lid off? Next time I need help getting something open I'm calling for this guy. I'm waiting for him to get his nose stuck in it because I think that will be good times.