Sunday, August 14, 2011

Something Wicked ...

6:00am
Outside, having refused to come in during the middle of the night, Earl senses paranormal danger and sounds the alarm.

6:01am
In a vain attempt to not hear Earl's alarm, I shut the window. Because he has keener senses, he continues to bark.

6:05am
A spirit arrives and slips through the three inch crack in the open window in the sewing room and turns on iTunes. Music blares. Begrudgingly I get up and turn off random music and let Earl in.

7:20am
The iTunes ghost turns on music once again. This time his/her presence was not preceded by a warning from Earl. I quit iTunes and put the computer on mute just in case.

7:40am
Randi wakes up and decides she needs to lick every part of my body. I get out of bed to discover that even though iTunes is not even running, there is music playing on my computer.


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