The standoff at the Duckhouse at the Saratoga Animal Shelter continues unresolved. Unwilling to negotiate and unappeased by bribes of massive amounts of food, the Duck refuses to leave her Duckhouse. The standoff is entering its fourth day. She has made no demands and refuses to communicate with negotiators in any comprehensible manner. There is no evidence that she has left to eat, swim or do any other normal duck activities. Tired and wore out, negotiators have left the Duck to her own devices, but if she doesn't come out on her own volition by Monday authorities will contact the Duck Whisperer, Stephen, for further advice.
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The potential for motherhood is a powerful force that bribes cannot overcome. Once the brood is born, however, that's a different story. Then motherhood is too much work and a mother would rather do anything than take care of the "kid/s."
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