Forensics

This morning I discovered that someone ripped a hole in the mattress on the spare bed. My immediate reaction was anger so intense that I had to just cover it up and walk out of the room less I become a front page headline in the Daily Press "AV Woman Arrested for Animal Abuse." The size of the hole clearly excludes Randi and Earl as possible culprits because I'm pretty sure their gigantic paws could not have made anything so small and precise. I took forensic paw pictures and checked for mattress fibers on everyone. The fiber search was inconclusive. The paw length more revealing. I think it was Sarah because she is the one who spends the most time in that room and has the paw that most closely matches the size of the hole. Motive? I haven't figured that out yet. She's never done anything like this before.

Hole aprox. 2" in diameter

Clark 2.5" paw length

Sarah 2" paw length

Randi 3.25" paw length

Earl 3.5" paw length

PDub goes punk.