- Black Cat has returned! And apparently rearranged the duck food for better access to the mice that live around it. S/he left once Randi and Earl started their early morning NASCAR qualifying races around half dead trees in the Backyard. Because I am a thorough investigator and the mattress defacing is still officially unsolved, I checked that all the screens and windows on that side of the house were intact in case Black Cat was the one who broke in with intent to mischief. Though I don't have paw print photos, it seems unlikely that Black Cat opened a window and committed the crime, which is good news because Black Cat in the house would mean a trip to the emergency room for a breathing treatment and a week of Prednisone for me.
- EDub pulled out her feathers to make way for the most amazing plumage. She is a cumulus cloud with pattes.
- Randi broke her own record of 'asleep to most annoying dog' ever this morning. Previous record (set yesterday): .053 seconds; this morning: .023 seconds. My patience has reacted equally.
- The frequency in which I find myself yelling, "Stop licking his wienie!" has become alarming.
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