My pack, er, family

The Pack and I have come up with a plan so that I don't have to work anymore. Step one of the plan is to get social security numbers for everyone in the pack. Step two, collect food stamps and social security. The Pack, er family and I know that there are some obvious concerns with this plan, mainly what if someone comes to check on my "kids." Not a problem because we will borrow some. There's some kids next door I'm sure I could borrow for the afternoon. We think it's a good plan. Randi and Earl are already practicing their signatures for their social security cards.