Shocking

This week a the Saratoga Animal Shelter:

I got my cell phone bill. I went way over my limit on text messaging increasing my cell phone bill by a bit. I've grounded myself because what am I 15? (Note: my plan is only 200 text messages because in a normal month I will use 50- a fact that made the guy at the AT&T store laugh at me.)

EDubs eggs are starting to smell. I think they are not going to be ducklings, but I'm going to wait another couple of weeks before I throw them out.

My dad tells me and my sister that he is a fan of Lady Gaga. This caused me and my sister to look at each other and respond, Dad, do you even know any of Lady Gaga's songs? He said yes, but couldn't name them. I think his favorite is Poker Face. As an aside, my dad refuses to use iTunes like any normal person and downloads one song at a time, so he has only about 100 songs in iTunes. These range from Smooth Jazz, to Classic Rock to the techno version of If I were a boy by Beyonce. He also told me he loves the BPM station on XM Radio. For those of you that don't have XM Radio, BPM is the techno house chanel. Oh yeah, the Big Guy is a fan of techno.

I saw a mouse out by the duck food. I screamed. I am considering training PDub to kill mice.

I decided I don't like my new camera because the pictures look like poor. Luckily, I'm going to be able to sell it to Yearbook who needs a camera for super small pictures and Jessica said they were going to buy the exact same camera.

Pam, who's teaching after school sewing, said she was going to call the animal shelters and see if they would want free pet beds. I said, "The Saratoga Animal Shelter wants free pet beds. I'll even give you the material."