FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Today the City of Verona allowed a recent persona non grata to officially enter its city limits. Re-entry was granted on the basis of everyone was tired of pretending that the person in question hadn't been there anyways and also Verona was in need of a free babysitter. At this time Verona city officials have not decided if permanent access will be permitted or if written permission will be required before each visit.
Romeo has not been unbanishèd and must remain in Mantua until he mans up and grows a pair.
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