Weekend

Here in the Town of Fucking Nonsense where I live at the corner of Crazy and Ridiculous there is a Ridiculous Indicator much like the fire hazard level.  The default level is "Probably you shouldn't make a plan because if you do it will get fucked up at the last minute" and then goes up to full blown "drop everything" crisis mode.   A typical weekend will involve all levels.  Friday, the level was just at its default normal and so Sara and Jessica came over for dinner and basketball.  Jessica, a hardcore Lakers fan, has Dish network and therefore is no longer able to view Lakers games.  Sara and I do not have Dish network and so Jessica is moving in on game days.  Friends don't let friends renew Dish.  No Lakers and no David Tutera??  No brainer.  On Fridays after some wine we also usually play fuck with Randi and Earl because Randi and Earl are easy to mess around with.  They don't give a crap if you are knocking them over, sitting on them, poking their head or anything else normal dogs would mind.  They particularly enjoy being used as pillows.

In heaven

No Sara is not strangling her, just wrapping the Lakers scarf around her.

In heaven, again.

On Saturday, the Crazy indicator still measuring at default level, Max and I did a trial run of him staying here.  We went to Target and bought a new toy and then we had lunch and he threw his turkey on the floor.  We watched Sesame Street and he took a mini-nap and then woke up freaking hysterical because he didn't know where he was.  Then we watched more Sesame Street.  I told my dad that watching him here is easier because it's much smaller.  Less running around.  My baby proofing the house had neglected to remove four lighters from baby height.  They have since been removed.

 Saturday evening and Sunday morning the top was nearly blown off the Crazy indicator because here at Crazy and Ridiculous you can not make a stinking plan and expect it to happen.  And so, Max is not staying here this week at all.  Suddenly my whole weekend opened up.  So I came home and did some yoga with Earl.

Down dog with down dog

Then we got caught up on TV and then I went to Sara's for dinner and basketball.  Today, we're going to go to Joshua Tree.  Hopefully that won't get fucked up.