La Rentrée

Not gonna lie. My favorite part about the first day of school was that for the first time ever, I didn't have to count to ten or sing the alphabet or pantomime "My name is ..." 30 times in one hour then repeat two more times. For the first time ever, I have come home thinking, I could still have a conversation today. If Randi or Earl or Sarah or Clark or EDub the Cripple or PDub the Non-Egg-Layer could have a conversation with me, I'd be freaking ready.