# of new gloves Pete gave me: 2 (1 pair)
# of dogs I guessed would be waiting faithfully at the gate when we got back: 1
# of actual dogs faithfully waiting for us at the gate when we got back: 1
# of ears on said dog that are not right: 2
# of dogs I saw wandering around and did not bring home: 4 (2 puppies, 1 pit that looked like Baby Shila, and a black and white chihuahua) A record.
# of times EDub tried to eat Section A of the LA Times: 10
# of articles in the LA times about Mount Everest: 1 (Read it here.)
# of times I told her I didn't have any bread: 5
# of times she pecked at the stucco: 4
# of times I tricked her into letting me pet her: 3
# of times that she pecked at my fingers and legs: 6
# of lopsided eggs I found not in a nest and had to throw away because their born on date was unknown: 1
# of eggs PDub has laid in the past week: 0
# of tickets Bobby did not get me to see Rent at the Hollywood Bowl because he did not wear provocative enough clothing to his lunch on Friday: 2
# of times I got up to clean the house, but decided my back hurt too much and sat back down to do pretty much nothing: 4
Baby Shila (with the big head)
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