Let's All Go to the ...

...NEUROSURGEON! Look who self-referred herself to the neurosurgeon! Ooh me! Ooh me! It only took 7 phone calls, an hour and 20 minutes of my life and some patience. Just in time because today went like this:

Me: (standing up) ack!

Me: (standing still) ack!

Me: (moving about the classroom)- ack!

Kid: Ms. Thompson are you ok?

Me: (sitting down) ack, ack!

Kid: Mrs. Thompson...

Me: MRS THOMPSON IS MY MOM!!

Kid: Sorry, MS. Thompson...

Me: I may not be able to move around this classroom, but I swear on my life will be able to see you if you are cheating on your final exam! ack!

Kids: (whispering) She's full crap whatcha got for number 4?

Me: I can see you! ack ack!!

Kid: B

(Shhhh, Earl is laying in the hallway!)