I don't want to sound like I'm bitter, but I think Max is already playing favorites. Yesterday, my mom got to feed him. Just because I didn't get the call that they were going down there because Sara and I were out buying enough booze for a frat party, some of which shattered on my driveway when I opened the car door because I did not open with caution thinking that some of the contents may have shifted during the voyage; just because I don't have the time to go to the hospital five times a week because I got two jobs, this guy thinks he can be awake and do all kinds of special things for my mom? Some BS. I bought that guy a book.
No egg today. PDub is not a one egg a day kind of duck.
My iTunes is possessed and keeps playing music on its own. All the sudden music will start. I'll come home and music is mysteriously playing. This happened before and even when I quit the program music would still playing. I got a ghost. A ghost who really wants to listen to Jason Aldean.
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