Internal Memo

To:  All members of the Saratoga Animal Shelter

From:  The Shelter Director

RE:  Recent Flights and Safety Concerns

The Saratoga Animal Shelter has launched today a new safety campaign designed to keep members alive.  The campaign centers around the slogan "If You Fly, You Die." Recent incidents have indicated that some members do not realize the risk they take when taking flight.  From now on, members are urged to repeat the slogan, "If You Fly, You Die," and ask themselves if they may be going to participate in an event that could be considered flying.  If the answer is yes, members are requested to quit the activity in question immediately and return to a concrete structure.  At no point should a member's feet or pattes be off of the ground.  Any member who finds himself unsure if his or her activity could be considered flying, will be able to consult the "If You Fly, You Die" poster, coffee mugs and t-shirts that will be distributed as part of the campaign blitz.  These materials will be distributed at the next Board of Directors meeting.

Thank you for your prompt attention to these matters and remember, "If You Fly, You Die."