Scene One
Aerial view of Apple Valley. The camera slowly zooms in on a quiet cul-de-sac. In the backyard four adorable dogs are wrestling. In another yard a white duck pulls a bone out of its pool. From inside a woman screams.
"Who are you? Do do, do do, Who are you? Do, do, do, do."
Scene Two
Nick Stokes, hot CSI guy arrives.
Nick Stokes: Ma'am I'm Nick Stokes from the crime lab. I'd like to take a look around.
Woman: Sure. Let me show you the bedroom.
Nick Stokes: ??
Woman: For later. In case you get tired. (wink, wink.)
Nick Stokes: Ma'am I'm here about the bone the duck pulled out of the water.
Woman: Right. Well the pool's over there.
Nick Stokes: Have you seen any suspicious persons around lately?
Woman: (thinking) Sara and Jessica were over yesterday for dinner, but I don't think they're suspicious. Jessica did spend $150 on a basketball with some guy's signature on it, but that hardly makes her suspicious.
Nick Stokes: Did you see them arrive?
Woman: No, I was drinking inside.
Nick Stokes: Did they arrive together?
Woman: No.
Nick Stokes: And you were drinking that whole time?
Woman: Uh, yes.
Nick Stokes: Huh. (writes in his notebook) Any other suspicious activity in the area recently?
Woman: (thinking) There was a family of crows hanging around the pool. I thought they were here to just eat mice, but then Saturday I saw them drinking out of the pool.
Nick Stokes: Hmm. Any reason to believe that these crows would do something harm.
Woman: They're crows and eat things?
Nick Stokes: Which duck discovered the bone?
Woman: The white one. The one not sitting on a golf ball. Do you think it's human? The bone?
Nick Stokes: I don't know ma'am. You'll have to wait for Booth and Bones to show up to confirm that.
"Who are you? Do do, do do, Who are you? Do, do, do, do."
Scene Two
Nick Stokes, hot CSI guy arrives.
Nick Stokes: Ma'am I'm Nick Stokes from the crime lab. I'd like to take a look around.
Woman: Sure. Let me show you the bedroom.
Nick Stokes: ??
Woman: For later. In case you get tired. (wink, wink.)
Nick Stokes: Ma'am I'm here about the bone the duck pulled out of the water.
Woman: Right. Well the pool's over there.
Nick Stokes: Have you seen any suspicious persons around lately?
Woman: (thinking) Sara and Jessica were over yesterday for dinner, but I don't think they're suspicious. Jessica did spend $150 on a basketball with some guy's signature on it, but that hardly makes her suspicious.
Nick Stokes: Did you see them arrive?
Woman: No, I was drinking inside.
Nick Stokes: Did they arrive together?
Woman: No.
Nick Stokes: And you were drinking that whole time?
Woman: Uh, yes.
Nick Stokes: Huh. (writes in his notebook) Any other suspicious activity in the area recently?
Woman: (thinking) There was a family of crows hanging around the pool. I thought they were here to just eat mice, but then Saturday I saw them drinking out of the pool.
Nick Stokes: Hmm. Any reason to believe that these crows would do something harm.
Woman: They're crows and eat things?
Nick Stokes: Which duck discovered the bone?
Woman: The white one. The one not sitting on a golf ball. Do you think it's human? The bone?
Nick Stokes: I don't know ma'am. You'll have to wait for Booth and Bones to show up to confirm that.
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