Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Saratoga Animal Shelter Crime Log

MORE OFFICIAL CRIME SCENE PHOTOS

Egg. No shell.

EDub. Testifying about how her egg was kidnapped.

Nick Stokes.

CSI Nick Stokes thinks that the crows which are really ravens, stole EDub's egg and smashed it open and ate it. Or EDub got so hungry that she tried to eat it since I forgot to feed her this morning. (To my credit, I forgot to feed myself and arrived at my bike ride having had no breakfast.) Nick Stokes also thinks the crows (ravens) tried to get EDub's yesterday's egg because when I picked it up it had been poked open on one side. Maybe PDub really is the smarter one since she's not leaving her golf ball alone for a minute. Nick Stoke's going to come back tomorrow with Gil Grissom. Not Ray Langston because Grissom is way better at solving crimes. They're going to interrogate Earl and see if his status as a pot smoking Mob Boss might have anything to do with the recent crime sprees in the little back yard. Earl hasn't 'lawyered-up' yet. He'll probably try to take the 5th, but since he has to now say that he's exercising his fifth amendment rights and he can't really talk we'll have to see how that goes. If it starts to look like he's incriminating himself, I'll put on my mock trial T-shirt and advise him to keep quiet.

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